Can you stay strong?

follovved:

babedwire:

follovved:

its 2015 and everyone still hates me

It’s 2014

just planning ahead

terezipyroope:

"not everything has to be gay"

not everything has to be straight either but that doesn’t stop 99% of media

nointerrruption:

growing up sucks because you realize $1000 isn’t a lot of money

kinginthewest:

it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis

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like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat

Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
#australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay

pmon3y69:

blumpkinbread:

pmon3y69:

im about to start calling change; “little money”

thats what you should call your dong

What do you think gave me the idea?

lmaoalien:

i am the human version of the first piece of bread

jesusinc:

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

babyferaligator:

doritoed:

born to be mild

*mediocre guitar solo*

armin-swaglert:

SOMEONE FUCKING MADE A SAND SCULPTURE OF THE CREEPY HAPPY MEAL

armin-swaglert:

SOMEONE FUCKING MADE A SAND SCULPTURE OF THE CREEPY HAPPY MEAL